President Obama seems to be everywhere and doing everything at once lately. A busy schedule this past week:
- Wednesday: Release original birth certificate, scold critics and conspiracy theorists for wasting everyone's time, expose Donald Trump as the real fraud. "We've got bigger problems to solve".
- Friday: Travel to Alabama to console victims of the America's deadliest tornado outbreak in the past 80 years.
- Saturday: Perform 20 minute monologue at the annual White House Correspondents' Dinner, roasting political opponents right to their faces.
- Sunday: Kill Osama bin Laden.
At this rate he may very well... umm... I'm trying to think of a hyperbole to use here, but killing Osama bin Laden is just about the best thing that a US president could ever, ever do.