Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Obama's Big Week

President Obama seems to be everywhere and doing everything at once lately. A busy schedule this past week:
  • Wednesday: Release original birth certificate, scold critics and conspiracy theorists for wasting everyone's time, expose Donald Trump as the real fraud. "We've got bigger problems to solve".
  • Friday: Travel to Alabama to console victims of the America's deadliest tornado outbreak in the past 80 years.
  • Saturday: Perform 20 minute monologue at the annual White House Correspondents' Dinner, roasting political opponents right to their faces.
  • Sunday: Kill Osama bin Laden.
At this rate he may very well... umm... I'm trying to think of a hyperbole to use here, but killing Osama bin Laden is just about the best thing that a US president could ever, ever do.


  1. http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkjsa0vvlq1qzu2tdo1_400.gif

  2. where's my (your) universal health care obama bin laden???

  3. It's not like he actually searched and found OBL himself. He just okayed the killing. Kudos to the US Armed Forces!